There are legends. Babe Ruth, Wayne Gretzky, Vince Lombardi, Dave Scott to name a few. And now, to add to the list, our very own Paul Bricoccoli. He is gunned up and ready to rock. He has recently enjoyed world wide acclaim. Don't believe it? Check this out: click here.

 

Top 10 things heard on a ride that Dave Morrissey rallies. These are listed in the order they are said as the ride progresses. The bold statements are Dave's reply. Sometimes Dave doesn't have a reply as the comments are made behind his back with an angry tone:

"Dave, where are we going?" SOUTH. IT IS FLAT

"Dave, what is the pace? FAST. MAKE SURE YOU WEAR YOUR BIG GIRL SHORTS

"Dave, I can't keep up." YES YOU CAN. LET'S GO. MOVE IT

"OUCH, my legs burn." OH, STOP......YOU ARE FINE

"Dave, you suck and I wish you would shut up"

"I'm trying my best to make smooth circles Dave!"

"Thank God Kevin Crossman showed up to distract Dave."

"I smell cow poop."

"I'm so sick of this ride I could puke. I need new friends."

And the number one statement heard at a ride Dave Morrissey is in charge of: "When is the next ride Dave?"

 

It has been a long time since a posting has been put on this page. You have all been staying on the straight and narrow for fear of being heckled........until now.

In a terrifying blow to his ego, Mike Endieveri turned 40 two months BEFORE his big day. USAT rules classify racers by the age they are going to be within the current year. Despite this being clear to all participants at the North Country Tri, Endieveri jumped in the wrong swim wave. He still thought he was a young kid in the "39 and younger" group. When he was contacted, all he had to say was, "It was an honest mistake. I defy you to prove otherwise."

Even with a warrant out for his arrest, inside sources say Endieveri is organizing his own race. There will be aid stations every 5 feet, 500 volunteers, no entry fee and the course is flat. The Heckling Page received this course map: click here. As soon as we receive word on the race date, we will post it on the site.

 

Paul Bricoccoli was recently named Instructor of The Month at the YMCA for doing what no other instructor would even think about doing – teaching a spinning class that had Deana Endieveri, Gen May and Beth Carroll all in attendance at the same time.

For over 90 minutes Paul had to contend with repeated bike adjustments, non-stop talking, badgering of other class members, incessant whining and even a wardrobe malfunction.

In fact, one witness reported that the trio got so out of control that traumatized class participants actually staggered to the front desk for ear plugs, which will now be standard attire for all future classes in which the three of them participate.

 

Sonny Perdue, Governor of Georgia, had a goal to reduce the consumption of water in the drought stricken state by 230 million gallons per day. With the discovery of Jim Fox and his off the chart sweat rate, Perdue feels confident to lift any restrictions on residents that were necessary to acheive his goal. When asked how he felt about discovering Fox, Perdue replied, "It brought tears to my eyes." The Governor plans to separate the salt from the sweat and sell it to Hammer Nutrition for an undisclosed amount.

 

Mike Winston, Mike Robinson and Chuck Gohn were seen sprinting while vertical in the pool at the YMCA. That's what I said, VERTICAL. On their feet, up right, shallow end, full sprint. Either these 3 are complete wimps when it comes to running outdoors in winter weather, or they are working on some secret training tactic. Stay tuned.........